one-for-all-plus-ultra:

THEY WHAT NOW??????????

one-for-all-plus-ultra:

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veronicajames:

Harry Potter: What if goblins were just a really shitty cartoon version of Jews?

Artemis Fowl: What if dwarfs could unhinge their jaw like a snake and then dug tunnels by just inhaling dirt and then immediately shitting it back out again?

davidmann95:

First issue of the best Batman run:

pileofknives:

Harry Potter: what if wizards played cricket on brooms and a trust fund orphan jock led an army of child soldiers against wizard Hitler also the author is a terf?

Artemis Fowl: What if Hans Gruber from Die Hard was 12 years old and Irish and he and his Eurasian bodyguard decided to declare war on the realm of the Fae also there’s no antisemitism or transmisogyny but a bunch of guns?

pileofknives:

Artemis Fowl deserved the fandom that Harry Potter got, that series was fucking nuts

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yassss-black-diaspora:

peanutbutterqueen:

bloodbending:

bloodbending:

apple TV and disney plus are pushing me back to piracy. streaming almost made an honest woman out of me… but it’s time to sin

that’s cute…. *hikes skirt up a little higher* i’ll show you REAL piracy

If all this splitting of subscriptions just brings the piratebay and torrenting back, I’m absolutely here for it

Right? Im already paying for hulu, netflix, hbo and you think im gonna start giving yall more money. Okkurrrr

gunzonyatmblr:

Them: yall talk?

Me: nah i’m getting played, why wassup?

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ruinedchildhood:

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precumming:

stalling:

precumming:

What are the healthiest teas

Honesty, integrity, and loyalty

Can y'all ever just give me a normal answer

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